What if Austin Powers ran S.H.I.E.L.D.

Nick Fury was originally created by Marvel to be their James Bond type character but later on Marvel in the comics decided to have him be the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. which we all know and love him as now. While Austin Powers was also created as a parody of James Bond like like Fury but what would happen if Austin Powers ran S.H.I.E.L.D.?

I think it would be funny to see the Nick Fury scene at the end of the first Ironman movie but we replaced Nick Fury with Austin Powers but the lines stayed the same.

Austin Powers: I am Ironman, you think you’re the only Superhero? You stepped into a much bigger universe and you just don’t know it yet?

Tony Stark: Who the Hell are you?

Austin Powers: Austin Powers, Directer of S.H.I.E.L.D. I’m here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative…..Yeah baby!!!!

Pepper Potts walks out of the bathroom in her underwear and sees Tony Stark then looks at Austin Powers

Pepper Potts: Austin….Tony wasn’t supposed to know about us…..shagging

Tony Stark looks angrily at Petter then at Austin Powers who just smiles and shrugs his shoulders

Austin Powers: Well what can I say Tony……I have my mojo and women just come to me.

Tony Stark Angrily suits up into his armor from Ironman 3 that hasn’t been made for another 2 Ironman and one Avengers movies, but he gets so angry he somehow causes a plot error then attacks Austin who grabs Pepper and uses her as his Human shield and she gets hit instead of him.

Then Austin and Pepper fall out the window and Ironman angrily flies throughout the streets looking for Austin Powers. Black Widow then shows up in a car and saves Austin…then they shag in the car and Hulk finds out causing yet another continuity error.

Then Captain Marvel shows up and Austin Power insults her and she runs to her safe space then it gets sucked into a wormhole never to be seen again.