Get in zee pod, eat zee bugs, you will own nothing, also, eat zee “chicken” and don’t ask questions about why it came out of a spicket
Here are some quotes from this article to show how yummy this sounds:
-“Federal regulators approved Wednesday the sale of cell-cultivated chicken”
(it’s not chicken unless it was carved off an actual chicken)
-“opening up a novel pathway towards a more eco-friendly approach to meat cultivation”
(yes, because growing sh!t in a lab is more “eco-friendly” then raising an animal)
-“They then screen and grow the cells into a cell bank, out of which they further select and nurture the cells in a reactor under tightly controlled conditions into cellular material with the characteristics of muscle, fat, or connective tissue cells,”
(screams healthy to me)
-“Upside will serve the new food ”
(I love the play on words where they call it “chicken”, “meat” and “food”, although it is the FDA/USDA so anything is possible)
https://dailycaller.com/2023/06/21/usda-upside-good-meat-first-lab-grown-chicken/