Video game localizers are at it again, and the newest target for their vandalism is the remake of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. The game features a character named Vivian, who, in the Japanese version, is a boy who dresses like a girl or a really effeminate boy, which is called otokonoko in J...
Read MoreCensorship is no longer exclusively for Alex Jones but for everyone. It’s so hot today that all of the big corporations are chomping at the bit to get a piece of some censorship, and Canada has relinquished most of their censorship rights for the sake of inclusivity. We should all celebrate the le...
Read MoreMario must be cutting down on the pasta because he’s looking a little thin. Today, Nintendo Japan released a five-minute trailer for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. The upcoming remake of the 2004 GameCube release finds Mario searching for the Crystal Stars and rescuing Princess Peach from al...
Read MoreMarch 10 is Mario Day because the abbreviation of the month plus the numbers in the day kinda looks like “Mario.” (At least it’s less tenuous than May the Fourth.) Wisely, Nintendo decided to capitalize on the occasion by making a big announcement. Nintendo game director Shigeru Miyamoto and I...
Read MoreNintendo’s greatest hero never looked this good. Earlier today, the video game company released a Nintendo Direct devoted solely to its upcoming platformer Super Mario Bros. Wonder. Showcasing the graphics and gameplay, the fifteen-minute presentation presented gamers with a new kind of Mario adve...
Read MoreIf you’ve noticed Mario sounding different lately – aside from the movie where he was played by Star-Lord – there’s a reason. In a statement posted on Twitter today, Nintendo announced that Charles Martinet, the widely recognized voice of the video game giant’s flagship character, is retir...
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