Evil Dead Rise is a couch potato of a movie. It sits there like a lump, never moving, never surprising, preferring not to think, tuning in to reruns so it can clap in all the expected places. In real life, I have great respect for the couch potato; in cinema, I’d prefer the filmmakers to … ...
Read MoreLast week, The Rowling Library brought to my attention that on April 12th (today), there would be an announcement made by WB Discovery. I completely forgot about that until the news dropped that HBO Max will turn into Max starting May 23rd of this year. It was also announced that for the first tim...
Read MoreThe erroneously titled Scream VI (no Sidney Prescott, no Scream) made it to theaters barely a year after its predecessor, the obnoxiously titled Scream (not to be confused with Scream; sometimes, I feel like they want us to hate them), striking while the iron is hot in capitalizing on an inexplicabl...
Read MoreAEW Revolution results and commentary from Danny Damage! AEW Revolution Results 2023 When Tony “the Snowman” Khan announced the main event for Revolution, I raised an eyebrow in interest. However, two months of Tony’s booking later, I’m really not that fussed anymore. Nothing...
Read MoreWWE Elimination Chamber results and commentary from Danny Damage! WWE Elimination Chamber Results 2023 As per usual, we don’t need two of the titular gimmick matches in the space of three hours. However, it’s WWE, so we’ve got to stuff ourselves… whether we like it or not. Wi...
Read MoreHollywood will never meet a dead horse it refuses to beat. The Hollywood Reporter has learned that Showtime is going to turn Dexter into a “universe,” with two prequels, a spin-off, and God knows what else in the works. (It’s doing the same for Billions, but I’ve never seen that, so go for i...
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