Sly is coming back to Amazon. Deadline exclusively reports that Amazon Studios has acquired the rights to Never Too Old to Die, a script by Brian Otting that’s being produced by Balboa Productions, with Sylvester Stallone intending to star. Never Too Old to Die will feature Stallone as a former Cold Warrior living in “a retirement home for spies” who must use his old skills to find a murderer. This acquisition is part of a first-look deal Balboa Productions has with Amazon that will see movies and series written by, produced by, directed by, and/or starring Stallone. Sly previously starred in the Amazon superhero movie Samaritan, and he has the crime series Tulsa King at Paramount+, as well as a reality show called The Family Stallone to debut there next month.
I hope it’s better than Samaritan; I love Sly, but that movie was so awful I don’t know how I made it through the whole thing. Never Too Old to Die isn’t being made by the same people, though a look at Brian Otting’s repertoire doesn’t exactly inspire confidence. But I do like the premise a lot; it reminds me a bit of a book I enjoyed called Mad Dogs by James Grady (writer of Six Days of the Condor, which became the classic spy movie Three Days of the Condor) about a nuthouse for spies who’d been driven crazy by their espionage careers. This could be a neat spy thriller, with Stallone’s out-to-pasture Cold War agent a metaphor for the way geopolitical realities sometimes shift but often find themselves coming back to their starting point. But that’s just a guess. I’m always glad to see Sylvester Stallone in a movie again; I just hope he’s got something worthy of him this time. I also need to get moving and subscribe to Paramount+ so I can watch Tulsa King, which looks great.