Tag: Freya Allan

Witcher: Blood Origin Gets a Measly 15Mil Hour Viewership

The Witcher: Blood Origin is one of the greatest travesties ever released. Learning from the Rings of Power debacle, fans and audience members have stood up against Netflix’s abomination of Andrzej Sapkowski’s incredible literary works. However, audience members are not only rejecting this horre...

REVIEW: The Witcher: Blood Origin Miniseries (2022)

2022 has been rife with some of the worst travesties ever put to T.V. screens, such as Amazon’s The Rings of Power, Disney’s Willow, and every single MCU entry. With only a matter of days remaining in this year of perversions, audience members would not have been remiss in allowing themselves a ...

The Witcher Showrunner Claims That Season 3’s Adaptation Will Be More Faithful

Countless legitimate criticisms have been lobbed at Netflix’s The Witcher franchise. Chief among these are its poor writing, characterization, and performances. However, few complaints, coupled with the dismal writing quality, strike home at Netflix more than the criticism of its Witcher ad...

The Lore and History of The Witcher Novels Part 3: Lara Dorren

Check out part 1 of this breakdown here and part 2 here. THE DEATH OF LARA DORREN | 1142 AR The histories of every world, even the Continent, are rife with tragedies, of love’s loss and lives ended too soon. Yet, few tragedies sting with a bite like that of the tragedy of Lara Dorren. …

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Netflix Makes Falka, the Witcher’s Hitler, Good Because Wahmen

Further bastardization of The Witcher canon has been announced from Blood Origin. It’s as if Netflix is endeavoring to cram as many announcements about their lore breaks as possible in the final five days before the show’s release. The newest addition in this long string of canonical tra...

Witcher: Blood Origin Casts Their Avallac’h

Netflix’s The Witcher has been known for its nonsensical casting choices, in addition to completely bastardizing both the books and the lore at every opportunity. This track record of ineptitude and disrespect for the source material continues with the recent casting announcement for Avallac�...