Did you know Disneyland and Disney World got rid of Splash Mountain? It’s hard to believe; the ride is a Disney staple, something even people who’ve never been to either of the parks know of. But modern Disney hates its past, so of course, one of their most beloved attractions is no more. (The...
Read MoreYou know, the thing! Let’s recap all important Disney stupidity since April seventeenth. New Ride Immediately Breaks Down A new ride opened up at Disney… and, much like everything else Disney these days, it immediately broke down. DeSantis Dumps Disney Florida’s State Senate has de...
Read MoreDisneyland announced yesterday that Tarzan’s Treehouse (formerly the Swiss Family Treehouse), which has been closed for refurbishment since September 2021, will have a new theme and backstory when it reopens. Tarzan’s Treehouse opened in 1999 to guests as a walk-through attraction showca...
Read MoreJay decided to test his limits by babysitting Ryan and Chrissie at Universal’s theme park in Orlando, Florida! Their day starts off with Ryan yelling at some kids in a marching band, specifically cheering on the trombone players. Mardi Gras is currently occurring at Universal, so the trio decided ...
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