Tag: Satire
BARNYARD PARTY AT DRUNK3P0’S FARM THIS WEEKEND
Krista Novva | May 17, 2021 | 7
Get your hick on at the ground-quaking, leg-breaking, booty-shaking barnyard party happening on Drunk3PO’s farm this coming weekend! Jay (known as Drunk3PO online), famous for his barnyard parties and love for tapeworms, is having the biggest redneck party of all time! There will be multiple h...
Read MoreWhy Do I Look Just Like Brett “Hitman” Hart?
TommyTron | May 14, 2021 | 0
I just bought the Chalk-Line Bret Hart Entrance Shorts and it’s amazing how much I look like the Hitman! I called my wife into the room and asked her, “Honey, I can’t figure it out – why am I such a badass son of a bitch?” She didn’t really know why, but she did ask &...
Read MoreThe SJW Behind Geeks + Gamers
Krista Novva | May 11, 2021 | 14
I’m sure that all of you who know Geeks + Gamers probably wonder where the many rumors about them and Jeremy came from. Is Jeremy really bald? Does he live in a pool house or his parent’s basement? DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE THE LAST JEDI? These rumors are actually fact-based and came from a ...
Read MoreBlazing Saddles Gets a Warning From HBO
Remember when they assured us they weren’t coming for Blazing Saddles? Yeah, they’re coming for Blazing Saddles. Following their scramble to ensure that people who watched Gone with the Wind on their streaming service understood that slavery is bad, HBO has now put a lecture in front of Blazing ...
Read MoreCourteney Cox Confirmed for Scream 5
Ghostface’s next killing spree is coming together nicely. Deadline exclusively reports that Courteney Cox will be returning for Scream 5, or whatever they end up calling the next one. Cox portrays intrepid reporter Gale Weathers in the slasher series and is one of the three main characters, who’...
Read MoreTiger King to Hit the Big Screen
Gaspernation | Jul 9, 2020 | 2
As much of the nation is crippled by protests, COVID-19, and murder hornets, Hollywood has announced plans to take the famed Netflix show Tiger King to a theater near you. Although this announcement is big in and of itself, it is the confirmed cast list that makes it truly spectacular. So far, two H...
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