***SPOILERS*** In “You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates,” Neel’s mom brings Wendle a tool to get a message out past the barrier. This doesn’t go well, and he’s caught by a droid, but Fara gets him out of trouble. Meanwhile, Jod and the kids nervously wake up SM-33. He’s had his circuits...
Read MoreI’ll be honest, dear readers. I have been sitting here for a good 20 minutes trying to come up with something clever to write about this trailer for James Gunn’s Superman. Something that will grab your attention. Something witty. Something full of critical and logical points about how A, B, and ...
Read More***SPOILERS*** In “Can’t Say I Remember No At Attin,” the crew flies back to Atlanta Attin… or so they initially think. SM-33 soon tells Jod that they’re actually on At Acchrin, another of the Jewels of the Galaxy. The children encounter two factions, the Troik and the Hattan. The Troik ta...
Read MoreThe dinosaurs are back, but not as you knew them. Or maybe as you knew them, it’s hard to tell at this point. Another Jurassic Park/Jurassic World movie is on the way, this one called Jurassic World Rebirth, probably because it has a new set of actors replacing Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, ...
Read More***SPOILERS*** In “Very Interesting As An Astrogation Problem,” the droids inform the kids’ parents that they won’t be searching for them. It’s too big of a risk to leave the barrier. Meanwhile, Fern questions Jod Na-Nawood’s intentions despite Wim instantly trusting him. They make it to...
Read MoreForbes has compiled more evidence that Disney is still struggling to turn a profit from Star Wars. In 2012, the massive studio acquired Lucasfilm from founder George Lucas for $4 billion and took ownership of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Willow in the process. Under the stewardship of Kathleen ...
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