***SPOILERS*** “We’re Gonna Be in So Much Trouble” opens on At Attin with the kids’ parents desperately trying to contact them. They’re all caught and stunned except for Fara, who gets the message past the barrier. Meanwhile, the kids have mixed feelings about going home. The pirates arriv...
Read MoreThe twin suns of Tatooine appear to be setting on Star Wars. There have been signs for a while that the sci-fi behemoth was losing its grip on the cultural landscape (and, by extension, Disney was losing its grip on the money they invested in it), like each successive movie doing less business, merc...
Read MoreThe biggest test for HBO’s adaptation of the video game franchise The Last of Us is about to go through its biggest test. Late last night, the cable channel and streamer (with a new name I’m not calling it) released a trailer for The Last of Us season 2, the next installment of the series. Not...
Read MoreIs Will Smith ready to take the red pill? After the last decade of his personal life, you’d think so, but I’m actually talking about the movie from which that metaphor derives: The Matrix. Smith has a bit of a history with the landmark sci-fi film from 1999; at one point, he was offered the rol...
Read More***SPOILERS*** In “You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates,” Neel’s mom brings Wendle a tool to get a message out past the barrier. This doesn’t go well, and he’s caught by a droid, but Fara gets him out of trouble. Meanwhile, Jod and the kids nervously wake up SM-33. He’s had his circuits...
Read MoreI’ll be honest, dear readers. I have been sitting here for a good 20 minutes trying to come up with something clever to write about this trailer for James Gunn’s Superman. Something that will grab your attention. Something witty. Something full of critical and logical points about how A, B, and ...
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