A pack of rabid, angry Gail Simone fans attacked me on Twitter after I called her out for her Eternals take, which you can see below. https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1457433311492526081?s=20 To which I responded: HA HA HA. Of course YOU loved race swapped, gender swapped, representation robots...
Read More*SPOILERS* “Mr. X” finds the titular government operative researching the Plantars. He and his coworker visit Anne’s restaurant for lunch, but, luckily, Anne and the Plantars head to the movies. Anne tells Hop Pop that she shelters her parents from certain parts of her life beca...
Read MoreNovember 6th is apparently some kind of official Stranger Things holiday over at Netflix, so they released another season 4 teaser. The clip is titled “Welcome to California” and shows Eleven’s struggle to acclimate to her new home. The kids at school bully her relentlessly, and she only loo...
Read MoreAngelina Jolie is massively coping with the revelation that several Middle Eastern nations (Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and Qatar) have decided to pull Eternals from their cinemas, sparing their denizens from the MCU’s lowest-rated film. “I’m sad for [those audiences],” said Jolie to news.com.au d...
Read More*SPOILERS* “Evil Patrol” opens in 1917 as Shelley and Laura help Rita learn to express herself. In the present, Rita confronts Laura about the lies and what she did to Malcolm. However, when Rita finally throws a punch, Laura turns into a bird and escapes. Larry has a nightmare about Cli...
Read MoreIf Eternals proves anything, it’s that the cosmic wing of the Marvel Cinematic Universe peaked with Thanos. This is a movie that thinks it’s much smarter than it is, content to have its soulless characters speak monotonously about ideas it has no interest in exploring. It’s pretty to look at �...
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