We were told man buns are ghey, and this proves it.
The epic race to ONE MILLION subscribers with Gary Buechler of Nerdrotic and Dan Vasc, a talented, flamboyant metal singer, has reached its crescendo. It all began with a tweet from the latter challenging the former to this race on their respective YouTube channels. Should Dan have lost, he had to confess that man buns are for homosexuals, and if Gary lost, he had to sing a ballad from his “favorite band,” Bon Jovi. During last year’s Las Vegas meetup, the gauntlet was officially thrown down.
I publicly challenge @Nerdrotics to race towards ONE MILLION subs in our respective YouTube channels.
If he wins, I have to record a video saying manbuns are gay.
If I win, he has to record a video singing Bon Jovi. pic.twitter.com/RrBZxsgBc3
— Dan Vasc (@danvasc2) April 23, 2023
In the months that followed, Dan uploaded a cover of the famous Christian hymn, “Amazing Grace.” This garnered much praise from well-known politicians (such as one General Flynn) and popularity, especially within, as Gary has deemed it, “Dan’s average age demographic.”
Needless to say, everyone chose their sides, causing some mutiny within the Fellowship. Gary’s very own producer, 1/4 Black Garrett, proclaimed that he wished Dan to win this challenge. Many changed their choice of victor, and some even remained neutral during the heated battle this past year. With Dan’s recent uploads of a handful of other cover songs, he appeared to be the one who would claim victory.
Fast-forward to March 2024 and the intensity of the battle grew, both men vying for the top spot, subscriber counts inching up every few thousand. Then, on the fateful day of Sunday, March 17th, 2024, the win was within Gary’s reach.
How it's going@danvasc2 pic.twitter.com/zx1ctNScs3
— Nerdrotic (@Nerdrotics) March 18, 2024
Then, this morning on G+G Daily, the race was called, and Gary emerged triumphant.
Therefore, the conclusion is that man buns are indeed very ghey. As ghey as a man owning a whale bone.
This is what real investigative journalism looks like. I’m enjoying these articles
Congrats, Team Nerdrotic!
Gary has taught Dan the meaning of pain, humiliation, and defeat.
Congrats Gary! You did well Jess! Idk what you’re talking about, this article is a great recap.
Dan is ghey and lost to an old man with zero gaming skills