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Subject: A Night at the Morgue
Three male bodies arrive at the morgue with big smiles frozen on their lifeless faces.
The coroner calls the detective to ask what happened to the men.
“First body: French. Age 60. Died of Congestive Heart Failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile”, said the detective.
“Second body: Scottish. Age 25. Won one thousand dollars on the slot machines and spent it all on Old Single Malt Scotch Whiskey. Died of acute alcohol poisoning. Hence, going out with a smile.”
The Coroner asked, “What about the third body; it’s badly burned, but he still has a smile on his face?”
“Ah,” said the detective, “This is the most unusual one: Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada. Age 45. He was struck by lightning.”
“Why is he smiling then?” asked the Coroner.
“He thought someone was taking his picture!!” 📸⚡
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