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Dragon Age The Veilguard Playthrough PT1, Why Do Women Sound Like Men?
I took my “Female” character into the world of Dragon Age Veilguard was met with a boring intro with Varric pinning a woman to the wall with his crossbow Bianca, but when you look at the scene, the arrow/bolt did not hit the character at all. That was a first bad sign. Anyways, I played for a bit & encountered Neve, I don’t care what you tell me, that “Woman” is a dude, looks like a dude & sounds like a dude. Kind of reminds me of Chris Ava Tyson, you know, from MR Beast lol. She has pecks, look at her or him lol.
I will give the game credit when it is due, but because of how dishonest Bioware/EA have been & how purposely divisive they have been about the game I will trash it at every opportunity. I will be refunding the game for a better game tomorrow, don’t waste you money on this thing & wait for the inevitable sale lol. BTW, my character looked better in the character creator, the in game engine ruined her.
It goes without saying (for legal purposes lol), my video is for entertainment purposes to entertain you, the audience. No real world people are being laughed at so I did not break any laws lol
Video games are not reality, play & have fun, if you aren’t having fun, move on & stop hurting your feelings. Thanks for watching & stay tuned for more Dragon Age Veilguard videos.
Dragon Age Veilguard Character Creation. Nice Model VS In Game Model. WHY?
(I should have led with this, but I figured people would rather see gameplay first.)
I spent about 30 mins customizing my character, the default facial stuff was decent so I did not adjust much, but truth be told I was also put off by all the options available. I am certain you can create a very attractive female character but I was satisfied with my girl…until I realized she had a stronger jaw than mine. I now have Jaw Envy lol (that’s a joke) The head size is very odd for a stylized choice when compared to the world, but they did do it on purpose because they knew we, the “Chuds” lol would not like it & their slop swallowers would love anything they would get, because they are foot soldiers lol. But the further I got with the character creation, the more concerned I got regarding how they would treat women in this game.
One of the last options is the voice settings. You only have 2 pitch options: Medium & Low, there is no High pitch option. Women have high pitches as well, why only give them male oriented pitches? Now go watch my 1st game play video & listen to Neve, she not only looks like Kris Ava Tyson, but she also sounds manly. It is so weird how out of their way they went to take femininity out of this game. I will record another video for character creation for the Qunari & I will beat them silly with the Fugly stick, stay tuned.
1 thing you can always count on me for is that I will play & watch whatever I am praising or trashing, I would rather be justified in my right or wrong views on things than be completely wrong because I was misguided by people that just watch other reviewers or tweets.
lol, @Vknid remember how they lamented the creation of that character lol God forbid people tell jokes.
Dragon Age Veilguard Playthrough PT2 On PS5 In 4K | Is It Good ?
I have been playing this for a few hours now with a bunch of videos ready to upload & I can honestly say, I cannot find a single thing that is compelling about the game. The story is boring & dialogue is odd, just like the art style. The world is beautiful but the characters are way off & makes it look way to eclectic. I honestly cannot stand the Magenta color filter over everything. I eneded up making over 200$ on 3 videos so I decided to keep the game & make more sensational videos & make more money off of them. Hey, my emotional labor playing this game has earned me that right lol. I have thoughts that I am starting to believe more & more. Here is a preview of it but I want to play more before I am sold on it: Dustborn is a better game, because it knows it is not the norm & was designed to upset us. Dragon Age the V thinks it is The Norm & wants to upset us. Stay tuned for more videos. I have to strike while the iron is hot. February is rapidly approaching.
what a treat, 2 Dragon Age Veilguard gameplay videos in 1 day? Who else does this for you to themselves apart from @ddaycobra ? lol
Dragon Age Veilguard Playthrough PT3 | They Ripped Off Everything WOW, I did not expect so many things to have been ripped off in this game but man LOL! Here is a short list in this video alone: Combat style & actions ripped directly from God Of War, that annoying Elf has a Gauntlet & she poses like Lord Thanos (Sacrilege) & they directly lifted “The Shimmering” from the movie Annihilation.
I did not expect so much so fast. I am telling you guys, the game is garbage, there is no creativity in this game so far. The 1 good thing I actually do like so far is their excellent photo mode. Whoever designed that, kudos to you. See, I praise where it is merited. I just wish I could use it to capture epic battles, but it is pure visual comedy, look at those blighted in the thumbnail LOL The game has not worn me down like Dustborn did, but it is providing me a lot of comedy relief. I LOVE laughing at this game! You should to. Stay tuned for a surprise video lol.
They’re trying to do this with ‘The Sims 4’. When it comes to ‘The Sims 4’ people usually play as a ideal version of themselves usually. Closest thing you’ll ever get to a face reveal from me when I’m playing as my simself on it is the face as it’s VERY hard to get a hairstyle that has a full fringe on it! On my real bod I’ve got scars from various heart ops over the years including one right down my chest but I DON’T want to see them in game thanks! No I didn’t bother adding “surgery scars” to sim me in game when they started doing them. I actually put that on X and I think I upset some activists in the progress lol!
@DragonLady sorry to hear about your heart issues. Western games are not about reality & beauty, they are about vulgarity & obscenity. This is the reality of the book 1984. Beauty is frowned upon but vulgarity is the norm.
Another Drag Kween Age Failguard video:
New Character created: The Abomination Of The Obama Nation, Kotaku the Qunari
I messed around with the character creation to see what kind of ridiculous character I could create & play with. I wanted to make him look worse, but I think this looks perfectly unfortunate lol. I started with a Qunari Male, gave him She/Her pronouns & called her Kotaku. I made the body as unappealing as possible as well. The eyes cannot be adjusted, to give them an actual different look, so Every single character ends up looking like they are sedated. There are no eye shape options. Oh & you cannot make a straight looking male character whatsoever. Those eyes always make you look like a Queen, if you get my drift lol. I tried for an hour last night making a normal looking male but they all look off-putting. Thanks for watching.
Thanks!
I would’ve thought it was more offensive making us ladies look butt-ugly than looking like supermodels but what do I know LOL?
@DragonLady it has become abundantly clear to me over the years that these activists Hate women & Children. It’s one thing to be pro choice & it’s another thing all together to physically fight people over abortions, it’s literally the end of a life & these people go balls out insane the moment they hear you’re pro life. I saw this DM from a abortion rights guy wishing this pro life guy’s children get raped & then terrible things about the baby until it died. The guy had a profile picture of himself, wife & baby daughter. What a sick pile of garbage. Evil, pure evil.
This was done over Instagram DMs & I tagged IG in the tweet but they never responded.
Progressive leftists are pure evil. I do not follow a single person with any flag that isn’t their country or culture & anything overtly leftist political views. I block most of them. Here is the picture, The picture was taken down from my account that I tagged Instagram on. Feel free to share & make him famous.
Fair warning, the text is evil AF & will hurt you or at least make you very angry.
Dragon Age Veilguard Preorder Skins Are All Dresses For MEN! LOLCow Game
I preordered Dragon Age Veilguard & I completely forgot about the Free Bonus skins for the game. I always had them with all my Dragon Age games, so why not with Dragon Age Veilguard. Look at the thumbnail, this is the WORST thing I have ever seen. They are ALL dresses. Each Skin is for a different class but you can wear any one you wish with any class & they all look effeminate AF.
Look at the Warrior class, he’s literally wearing a skirt. I know it looks similar to the OG Origins game outfit but the design of these characters male bodies all have severe Gynecomastia & look at the 1st 1, why does he have shapely feminine thighs? Dragon Age Veilguard is the biggest lolcow game ever. Actually this is the first of it’s kind, worse than Dustborn in every way lol I also go into some bizarre things about the game like it requiring 10 save states per character & the max characters you can create is 3 lol THREE! Plus I tried to create a hetero normative Alpha male type character but it is impossible, the eyes cannot be changed, you can adjust them, but anything you do will give your character a severely sedated/medicated look with very effeminate eyes.
I am glad I kept this game, I made over 300$ with a handful of videos & more to come. Don’t worry, some regular content is coming soon. I have to strike while the iron is hot. Thanks for watching.
Dragon Age Veilguard How To Recruit Taash, The Love Of My Life for the MEMES.
I told you guys I would MEME the heck out of this game & back. The moment I accidentally transitioned my character into a Trans that is still a man, that’s when I decided I was going next level.
This video is the Next Level. I will be pursuing Taash as my love interest in this game & I will do it all for your pleasure, entertainment & for the meme economy. How long did it take me, just blasting through the game to reach The Dragon Slayer story? It took me exactly 12:33 hours. But now I have her. So in this video, I show your the beginning of the quest & how to add her to your party.
You do need to be friendly with her if you want to have the Romance option. I put on a nice button up shirt to meet the love of my life & because I know she is headstrong & dominating, I know I will need to be patient with her, but I also know I will need to also assert my dominance over her, so I don my Trump hat to show her I mean business.
In case people freak out because they don’t understand what is called a joke, this video is for fun. This is a joke. This is a fantasy game with magic & dragons & other fantastical creatures. Stop looking to video games to educate you & give you your morals & values. Taash is also a fictional character & is a lot more feminine than you might expect her to be. It is not illegal to misgender a fictional character, especially when the game constantly back & forths her as She\Her/They/Them but never He\Him. All that being said, at the end of the recruitment mission we are met with a cutscene at a dinner table with Taash’s mother & Isabella. It was very sudden & it took me a moment to realize that was Isabella, even though I saw the memes, there was no mention of her leading her so it did catch me off guard. So, Taash is a very immature & emotionally out of control character, like a Twitter user that voted for Kamala without knowing anything about her apart from being a woman. But Isabella, is a very insufferably smug character that I have not seen any redeeming qualities.
Your character is like the father of the group, Isabella is like the far leftist aunt that has inserted herself as the mother figure of the family because she thinks you need to do better lol. I despise her. Pay attention to the dialogue between the characters as you travel & listen to what they say during combat, it’s frigging hilariously twitter education.
Thank you for watching, Please drop a like & share the video so people get an actual idea of the game from somebody that is actually playing the game. Most react or content creators have no real idea how bad the game is, all they know is Bad Woke Game, the game is bad for more than just the woke stuff. But there are some positives as well, especially the photo mode, too bad I have no interest in making photo mode videos for this game. Thanks again & subscribe :)
Youtube has seemingly stopped promoting my Dragon age videos, since I published this video, It has 11 impressions. It is still a top trending video game topic. The thing I love the most is that I have a video from Dragon Age Veilguard that has been seen by 100 400+ people & youtube told me last week, they are not recommending future videos to people that watched the viral video because they did not subscribe… so they really don’t care that the video has the engagement they want they strictly care about people subscribing.
The algorithm does not seek out people that watched our videos, they want people to subscribe, but it has also been my experience that even the subscribers are not recommended my videos. It is a frustrating thing. We all know the algorithm does not work unless you go through their “Promotion” system where you pay to have the algorithm to recommend your videos, but they also get scrutinized my the algorithm much harsher since it is supposed to favor our promoted videos.
It’s crazy how so many top youtubers do not talk about how they use or have used the Promotions system to grow. Maybe Youtube does not want that to be known since it is kind of a cheat code. Pay to win. All my Silent Hill videos were declined for promotions as they were flagged as Negative imagery or dark topic, the Trump video was declined because of American elections & because I am Canadian. It’s such a bizarre system, but it has improved since Suzann resigned to the new guy.
Anyways. Let’s see if they approve this video with Taash since I did pay them 10$ to promote it. It is still pending.
ps, I made 300$ off the viral video lol, maybe they did not like me making money so they stopped recommending me lol Sorry for talking about this stuff once in a while, but I am trying to grow my brand, I am not just casually spending dozens of hours a week making content that I edit & also research. I want to succeed. Maybe things will get even better under the 3 time Elected President Trump. He was elected 3 times, don’t let them tell you otherwise ;)
Oh, an update just now happened.. The video was disapproved because I am wearing a Trump hat in the video. lol majority vote, but still not advertiser friendly lol.
The Leftist Youtube Algorithm won’t let our love be seen, you can see her pain in her eyes. She Votes Harris & I vote Trump but we love each other but they don’t want you to see us. Such injustice :(