Funny Non-Satire Articles

The true racists are the ones calling everyone RACIST!

I recall a time when it was one’s character that counted MOST.

Not one’s religion, political leanings, education level, sex, race, height, weight, etc.

Now everything has to be labeled in a divide and conquer mentality.

Western Civilization is the only thing that’s permitting you to be fat.

wtf is even going on in Wales

I think Tanjiro’s regretting buying that smartphone…

Not so much as “funny” but “dystopian:”

I once referred to our leaders as blood-sucking vampires, but I didn’t mean it literally.

Never trust those who are terrified of death and underestimate the lengths they’ll go to stave it off.

You are talking about people like Countess Elizabeth Báthory:

 Stories describing Báthory’s vampiric tendencies, such as the tale that she bathed in the blood of virgins to retain her youth…

And:

She believed that drinking the blood of young girls would preserve her youthfulness and her looks. Witnesses told of her stabbing victims or biting their breasts, hands, faces and arms, cutting them with scissors, sticking needles into their lips or burning them with red-hot irons, coins or keys.

She, along with Vlad the Impaler had INSPIRED the story of Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

The quest for eternal youth by stealing it from others.

@FallenOmegaStar  There have been so many “Not made for you (males)” stuff and pure crap, what is that meme from?

@Legatus_Legionis Not too sure on the exact origin, but it’s largely media feminists who believe the reason male-characters have dominated media is to pander to a male audience, for the purposes of excluding women.

They constantly compare themselves to high-status men and think life is some sort of twisted competition between men and women, which is why they feel they have to antagonize men at any opportunity they get.

Tbh, a majority male cast does generally mean the primary demographic is male; you’re more likely to find content that appeals to men. But there’s nothing stopping women from enjoying it if they genuinely like it for what it is. These feminists likely watched something that was made for men in mind, disliked it, complained about it, and were simply told by others that it wasn’t made for them. But they took completely the wrong message from that and think they’re being clever by hitting back with the same retort.

Imagine if some blokes watched something that was obviously made for girls/women, then complained about there not being enough explosions or something. They’d be called out for being ridiculous.