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Let’s face it, Hollywood is out of ideas and is forced to call back to reboots after endless reboots, super zero movies and whiny-angst ridden dramas. The movie Id like to see is Sin City and Snow White to make Sin White.
So what’s your movie mashup?
Here’s my pitch:
In a kingdom ruled by the mighty elite, gangs in the forests and corruption running rampant there stands one princess who fights for the very soul of the soulless kingdom. Sin White has returned, to reclaim her kingdom.
Evil Queen – I want her dead, you hear me? I want that little upstart dead and buried…call in…The Huntsman.
After seeing Sin White passed out after taking several hits from a gun battle with the Hunter and being saved by the Maleficent Seven:
Doc Hooker — Now, go Huntsman, and that your boss this is our territory!
Bashful Hooker — She’s an Angel.
Grumpy Hooker — Angel, no, this one is pure evil, lika rottin apple. She’s from da ‘Family’, and da Family is poison! They’re full of wicked wiles!
Bashful Hooker — What are wicked wiles?
Grumpy Hooker — I dunno, but I’m agin’ ‘em.
There’s a shaky truce between those who rule forests and those who rule everything.
Random minion: Snow got the drop on our best hitman!
Queen – I don’t care if she got squats or singing squirrels, but I want Snow dead! Why are you all still standing here, bring that bitch to me, NOW!
Snow kicks in the door and behind her are 7 midget hookers armed to the teeth.
Snow – The bitch is here!
There is no justice without sin,
There is no sin without Sin White…
Originally posted here: https://www.minds.com/drccat/blog/movie-mashup-1085961834009448448
I’ve never seen Sin City, but anyone can use Snow White in a story, it’s public domain. It’s a fairy tale. Unless it’s a direct parody or satire, of SIN CITY,
probably get sued. Even if they find they can’t really sue you, they’ll tie you up in court for decades just to stop you. HOWEVER, one could always try…
My movie mashup I’m working on includes Snow White (but no Sin City since I’ve never read the comic or seen the movie) along with over 250 movie, comic,
television titles… It’s a sequel to everything. The spacetime continuum is broken. It was broken initially by Skynet sending way too many Terminators
back in time creating a quantum hole, a crack in the spacetime continuum. Q realizes that shit’s gone awry. He contacts Timelords, finds Captain Kirk who
is technically still inside the Nexus Ribbon, he recruits Time traveller Rufus, and Sam Beckett. The Joker has stolen a Tardis, and begins recruiting his own
band of misfits, but he is not responsible for the RIFT. Multiple forces converge when Skynet sends a Terminator to Dr. Evil to attempt to unleash The
Doomsday Algorithm, and open a new Portal—this time so that Skynet’s Terminator Army can walk through into the past. Over 250 familiar characters
appear from many many franchises. BEFORE they went awry between the years 2016 and 2021. This only a fraction of the plot and story, and the end result
is an epic battle… between Skynet which is taken over by DAVID from Prometheus, the forces of Middle Earth, and the forces led by super-powered Jeff
Goldblum and John Connor. Oh, my, is it ever diverse, with something for just about everyone. AND it will be in the form of a kind of graphic novel… with
each character portrayed by their action figure. Surprising rare characters appear, and plots entangled unfold across all franchise timelines and dimensions.
The fun of course will be not only the transformation of stories into one big one, but the appearances of favorite characters thought ruined and destroyed.
Agent Mulder investigates missing people only to learn of a conspiracy so vast that even Q was caught off guard. The power of Gozer must be harnessed in
order to set things right, and the forces battle for control. Well, I’ve said enough already. Soon, it begins…