>2011
>ESV will have dragons in it.
>Hype as hell.
>2021
>Ten whole years and no new single-player ES game.
>Turned Skyrim off because you’re just sick of it.
>Suddenly.
>Faint rumbling noise.
>It’s getting louder.
>Todd Howard is flying towards your house at terminal velocity.
>He crashes through the ceiling.
>He has a new version of Skyrim.
>”Play my game,” he says.
>Run.
>Todd Howard teleports in front of you.
>He roundhouse kicks you in the neck with the force of stampeding elephants, instantly snapping it.
>He kneels down in front of your paralyzed body and looks you in the eye.
>”Play. My. Game.”
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