So I was at the store earlier with my service dog.
The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.
With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.
I told her it was my service dog.
Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?
I said he was a BLD.
By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.
She said, what is a BLD?
I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.
She said Butt Licking Dog?
I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can’t seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.
The cashier completely lost it.
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