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    hey everyone

    SO we have all heard the you might be a redneck if jokes, but what about redneck geeks so i thought i would start a thread on you might be a redneck geek if.

    so you might be a redneck geek if.

    you have ever gotten into an argument that involved both college football and  star wars.

    if you have ever wondered if they have deer hunting in the future of the terminator.

    post you own in the thread below lets see all the redneck geeks out there.

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    He’s a high-tech redneck
    Mayberry meets Startrek

    “High-Tech Redneck”

    He’s got thirteen channels of wrestling
    Comin’ in strong from a satellite send
    A two hundred function remote control
    Big screen TV with stereo
    Football, baseball, nascar too
    With picture in a picture it’s all in view
    And if it comes on just a little too late
    With his VCR’s he’ll get it on tape.

    He’s a high-tech redneck
    Mayberry meets Startrek
    He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
    He’s a high-tech redneck.

    He’s got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck
    A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up
    He ain’t into hip hop, he ain’t into rap
    He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap
    CD cassette digital tape, CB radar and scannin’ short wave
    And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
    He just dials up her number on his cellular phone

    He’s a high-tech redneck
    Mayberry meets Startrek
    He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
    He’s a high-tech redneck.

    He’s a high-tech redneck
    Mayberry meets Startrek
    He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
    He’s a high-tech redneck…

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