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hey everyone
SO we have all heard the you might be a redneck if jokes, but what about redneck geeks so i thought i would start a thread on you might be a redneck geek if.
so you might be a redneck geek if.
you have ever gotten into an argument that involved both college football and star wars.
if you have ever wondered if they have deer hunting in the future of the terminator.
post you own in the thread below lets see all the redneck geeks out there.
He’s a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
“High-Tech Redneck”
He’s got thirteen channels of wrestling
Comin’ in strong from a satellite send
A two hundred function remote control
Big screen TV with stereo
Football, baseball, nascar too
With picture in a picture it’s all in view
And if it comes on just a little too late
With his VCR’s he’ll get it on tape.
He’s a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
He’s a high-tech redneck.
He’s got twenty sub-woofers in the back of his truck
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up
He ain’t into hip hop, he ain’t into rap
He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap
CD cassette digital tape, CB radar and scannin’ short wave
And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
He just dials up her number on his cellular phone
He’s a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
He’s a high-tech redneck.
He’s a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Startrek
He’s a bumpkin’ but he’s plugged in
He’s a high-tech redneck…